ooo, i found sth at frenster's bulletin board agn. lol!

9 words that women always used:

1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!

5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misundersto od
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous
stateme nts a woman can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just say you're
welcome.

8. Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F@*K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn
them about arguments they can avoid if
they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know to
give them a good laugh, cause they know
it's true.

yours truly @ 7:56 PM